i've been writing since the day I was born. i scrawled "help" on a container of hospital jell-o. In third grade, i wrote a small novella called “potato people” and charged my peers $1 a piece for a stapled together photocopy of the manuscript. as you can see, i reached my professional peak and personal pinnacle somewhere in the mid 1990’s. against all odds, however, i’m still driven to find innovative, unique and downright fun spins on my work, applying my voice, talent and skills to what I believe will be the most appealing and penetrating creative in advertising. i've been doing this for ten years now, and i've paid my dues. literally. the creative director at my second agency made me give him a $300 deposit for a fantasy football league that didn't exist. point being, i'm done waiting for my big break. i'm here to chew bubble gum and make ads that are actually worthy of my talent, and i'm all out of bubble gum.